THE ARMY MEN PROJECT
  11.11.2005
My Little Green Army Men Story
 
 
Betwixt my e-mail about your Army Men Project and Nov 2nd, I found two 40-packs of little green army men in town. Alas, my printer is toast, but I went ahead and hand-wrote Avery labels, using a public library PC to print inserts. As I only had 80 men, I made 2-packs. Next, I marched me and my 40 bags of Army dudes to the World Can’t Wait protest downtown.

The paper claims 200 Anti-Burn Flesh Off Children/Pro-Bush Must Goer’s were met by 30 Pro-Burn Flesh Off Children/God Speaks To Wer’s; that some of those 30 were high school kids, and that 55 of the 200 Anti-Burn Flesh Off Children/Pro-Bush Must Goer’s were high school kids that’d skipped (and maybe one teacher).
For the record (I’m tired of papers fixing numbers): 155 – NOT 55 – Anti-Burn Flesh Off Children/Pro-Bush Must Go high-schoolers, 21 middle-schoolers (they managed to somehow slip under the radar), 3 teachers and one administrator joined 50 Anti-Burn Flesh Off Children/Pro-Bush Must Goer’s for the rally. As far as the 30 Pro-Burn Flesh Off Children/God Speaks To Wer’s – the true numbers of Pro-Burn Flesh Off Children/God Speaks To Wer’s were THREE adults and NINE Real Confused High School Boys – FRESHMEN, no less.

So, with the numbers corrected, on with... The November 2nd Puget Sound Army Men Project...

Back at the WCW rally, a middle school friend (SB) – helped me pass Army dudes out. I noticed the NINE Real Confused Boys were being Seriously Manipulated by the THREE Pro-Burn Flesh Off Children/God Speaks To W So-Called Adults. I nudged SB and we went to that group, began a nice little chat with The Nine, passing out bags of Army dudes w/insert. Their eyes lit up; they grabbed for bags, asking: "Can I have one to take to so and so?” “These are so cool!”, etc.
A Pro-Burn Flesh Off Children/God Speaks To W Dicktator (I find he is called Mr. LaDusse) – reads an insert. He yells, demanding The Nine hand them over, and then gets in my face, screeching: "Say it! You Hate George! You DO! SAY IT!" … which I mostly ignored. Beyond saying, "No, I pray for him," … I didn’t say Boo.
The Nine Bewildered & Unsure sputtered: "But, but .." But at that point, Mr. Out Of Control LaDusse ORDERED them to throw the plastic Army dudes to the ground … and, after some hesitation, they did (w/sadness) toss the soldiers down.
And then Mr. Threat To Our Youth & Troops LaDusse began to stomp them, ORDERING The Nine to stomp them in turn. My MOUTH HUNG WIDE OPEN. SB, in his youthful calm, grabbed my camera, snapping Mr. Adult Militant Manipulator Pro-Burn Flesh Off Children/God Speaks To W & His Stomp Our Troops Project.

And then? Yup... LaDusse grabbed my camera (!!), adding IT to The LaDusse Stomp Our Troops Slaughter.

I found a place and ordered lots of Army dudes. I can print inserts; if you could send labels to get me through until I come up with a new printer, that would be great. I declared war on Mr. Adult Thought Police LaDusse & His Contingent of Pro-Burn Flesh Off Children/God Speaks To W/We Manipulate Recruitable High Schoolers (and ordered Nine copies of the comic "Addicted To War.")
Hereafter, I will pass Army dudes out to Commemorate Mr. All-American Adult Bully Mind-Fuck LaDusse’s Highly Courageous Rah-Rah Stomp Our Troops Project.

So... there you have it. Meanwhile, SB found a few more bags of Army Men and has been sticking them all over town with handwritten labels.
Please Note: A new personal project is an awareness project, borrowed from Hunter at Daily Kos http://www.dailykos.com/ which will explain why I’ve replaced “anti-war/pro-war” with Anti/Pro "Burn Flesh Off Children." If any have a problem opposing war, then they cannot see what I can see in the attached image. I long to change that.

People never change their minds unless, and until, they are shown a new way of looking at something... therefore, I am constantly looking for new ways to show people old things. It’s as simple – and as difficult – as that.

In faith and working for peace,
Sigrid Mari
Puget Sound
 
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